Follicles For the Future (F.F.F.)

Follicles for the Future (F.F.F) The only political party completely focused on finding an entirely renewable energy source. The chemical fusion created by the electrostatic charge of F.F.F. technology on hair produces zero carbon emissions and drastically reduces bad hair days - therefore improving the mood of the nation! Just see how happy our pledgers are in our latest party political broadcast. Hair Today for a High-Watt Tomorrow – it takes just 100g of hair to power a...

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Follicles for the Future (F.F.F) The only political party completely focused on finding an entirely renewable energy source. The chemical fusion created by the electrostatic charge of F.F.F. technology on hair produces zero carbon emissions and drastically reduces bad hair days - therefore improving the mood of the nation! Just see how happy our pledgers are in our latest party political broadcast. Hair Today for a High-Watt Tomorrow – it takes just 100g of hair to power a lightbulb. If only 42 people in the UK pledged their hair a month we could keep Blackpool Tower lit for 3 years. Barbershop quartets will be singing again, as jobs for those in the cutting and shaving trade will increase by 100% Vote for the F.F.F – the shortcut to saving the world

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